Time to Have fun !!

• Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

• Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!

• A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another word

• Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use surprise doonga..!"

• Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"

• Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Optical Illusion !!

!! A Friend !!

The best kind of friend is the kind whom you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you have ever had.

There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Hope I dream of those special moments ever till they come true.

Dreamt on 09-Mar-2006 [2.00 am-7.00 am]
Cause : The client of our project Mr.Sukh is gonna come next week on a visit to India.

Effect: Its morning time and I am in office , first one to arrive in my team as always.While I am engrossed preparing a query for one of the reports , I feel that somebody is watching me. I turn around and to my surprise find Sukh standing behind me.He pulls a chair and sits besides me.I am scared of that huge figure 6 ft 6" .Gosh!! . He seems to look cool as he has worn an old jeans on a weekday :) But he could not dupe me by his austere appearance.I understood there was something fishy gonna happen.He asked me to introduce myself not with respect to the work I did but about my college life and my boy friend , if I could - he said. We started talking and I got friendly to my 'Client' as we talked more. What else was expected of him, since we had become so friendly he took control over my pc
and the first thing he 'attacked' was the Personal folder of my Inbox and on my system.I could do nothing and the funniest part was I never felt like stopping him . By the time other team members stepped in He knew me completely. At lunch time he move on to other team members to know about their personal lives which I thought he was doing. But to my surprise he never asked anyone even a single question about their personal lives.When I came to know this I did not know why he did so and what was I supposed to do next.An hour passed by and I was just staring the screen .Could not even add a single 'and' clause to the query that I was preparing.
Few minutes later I heard an announcement. It was Sukh's call for me to join him in the cafetaria for helping him make arrangements for the games that he was gonna conduct . Rather I should say 'we' ( he and me ) were gonna conduct.
I had no clue why I was being pulled into all this.His infuencing jovial nature had
mesmerized me and I had stared helping him as if I was helping my father. We made all the arrangements for the games and then enjoyed everyone play too.
It was evening now and everyone was winding up their work to leave for home.
But today for a change I did not feel like rushing home. Felt like home at my
workplace.I wondered why so. But couldn't succeed in finding an answer.Most of them left.Others were busy with their work.I felt some presence again.It was Sukh again.
He asked me if I could accompany him to the cafetaria. In zeal I said yes, to know what exactly was in his mind.He started speaking ..." Priyu ...Rite ...that is what people call you ... or I must say your loved ones call you ... I know you might be surprized and wondering as to why I am interacting with you 'only' ... " I said 'Yes , I was indeed wondering why !' He continued ... "You we the first one to arrive in office thats the reason why I came to you first ... If you remember I was going through your personal stuff...I just came accross a mail sent by you to someone... and I learned something from it ...and that is 'ITS ALL IN GIVING !!' Such a beautiful thought ... which summarizes your
purpose for being alive ... your motto for past , present and future ..." And Sukh went on n on n on ... Suddenly I could see him as a fatherly figure ... And just wondered , it would have been so nice if actually it was my father in place of him who could have understood my feelings. He said he would like to meet my Dad and I said 'NOO' ...
I actually shouted 'No' when i got up and to my surprize I saw my dad standing
in front of me and he said he had just come to wake me up ... I asked him if I had
said something to him ... he said ... He had just asked if I was gonna getup now or
later ...and I said 'NOO' .... :)

My "Bestest" Friend :-)

My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are. Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same...

Thanks for being with me. I will never forget your love and care.
-Vyasu

Importance of company

If a drop of water falls on lake, it loses its identity.
If it falls on a rose, it shines.
If it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearl.
The drop is the same but the company matters

Hi All,
A warm welcome to every one interested in me and specially in my dreams. As you all know I am a Piscean so dreaming has come to me inherently. If you feel like reading about mixed emotions a COOL place where you'l find it ... Yep ur rite ... My BLOG ... Hope to keep it active through a vibrant communication with all.

Luv,
DreamGirl-Priyu.